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Send fun and laughter on their birthday

Includes envelope.

Product Details:

  • SKU: 994334
  • Envelope Height (mm): 175
  • Envelope Width (mm): 125
  • Style: Humour
  • Recipient: For Her, For Him
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5 out of 5 stars
Had seen this card in a shop but didn't buy it so glad clintons had it just hope my brother finds it as funny as I do
May 09, 2016 | 12:06

Having A Poo Humour Birthday Card


Having A Poo Humour Birthday Card

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Having A Poo Humour Birthday Card 5 1
  • Cover Message:

    Having a poo Official Government Guide

    Male Method

    - Choose appropriate reading material

    - Let everyone know where you are going, using metaphors

    - Pull pants to ankles, sit down and fart audibly whilst waiting for action

    - Sign loudly once battle commences

    continues (inside card)

    Female Method

    - Sneak off discreetly

    - Check mirror on way in, in case you look thinner than earlier

    - Neatly place paper in bowl to muffle noise and sit down. (or squat if not your own loo)

    continues (inside card)

  • Inside Message:

    Male Method (Continued)

    - Make a mental not of noise made eg, tommy gun effect, Krakatoa erupting

    - Once pins and needles set in, wipe bum and inspect paper.

    - Flush loo, ignoring any marks (they will magically disappear in due course)

    - Leave the seat up & door open

    - Provide full report to friends

    Female Method (Continued)

    - Released solids, relaxing slowly to avoid unwanted flatulence

    - Unroll 14 sheets of loo roll and wipe. Repeat at least 26 times.

    - Flush toilet & replace lid. Open Window

    - Spray air freshener until choking

    - Check mirror on way out in case you look thinner than when you came in

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