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Watch your Wife chuckle as she reads this perfect Hanson White Birthday Card.

If you can't cook this could be the perfect poetic card for you as you prepare her favourite meal, Beans On Toast.

Includes a purple envelope.

Product Details:

  • SKU: 1030351
  • Envelope Height (mm): 215
  • Envelope Width (mm): 143
  • Style: Humour
  • Relationship: Wife
  • Occasion: Birthday
  • Recipient: For Her
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If You're A Bad Cook - Funny Birthday Card


If You're A Bad Cook - Funny Birthday Card

  • Cover Message:

    To my lovely Wife

    No sweat!

    I've been practising my cooking skills to make Birthday treats for you, I've Read Nigella, Jamie, Gordon and all of Delia too.

    But my sauce has gone all lumpy and I've got charcoal spuds, not roast

    My Coq Au Vin's stuck to the pan

  • Inside Message:

    So how 'bout Beans On Toast?

    Happy Birthday

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