Silly Jokes Age 9 Birthday Card

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Ensure they have a smile on their face with this fun card, wishing them a happy 9th Birthday.


Happy 9th Birthday

9 rather



for your


Inside Message:

Q) What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A) A FSH! Q) What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A) A ball of wool
Q) How do you make an apple puff?
A) Chase it around the garden!
Q) How do sheep keep warm in the winter?
A) Double grazing!
A) What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A) A Wonkey! Q) What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A) A polar bear! Q) What's 12 long and jumps all over Australia?
A) A kanga ruler! Q) What's green and lives in a cage?
A) A canary that's not ripe yet!
Q) What's the fastest vegetable in the world?
A) A runner bean! *Have a great Birthday

Product SKU:1102650


Envelope size:227mm x 153mm




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