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Send this funny 'Face Ache' card on their Birthday and put a smile on their face.  

Featuring a cartoon of a burglar and a funny story written in white.

Includes envelope. 

Product Details:

  • SKU: 987052
  • Envelope Height (mm): 235
  • Envelope Width (mm): 130
  • Style: Humour
  • Occasion: Birthday
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Customer Reviews (5)
5 out of 5 stars
Great fun card
Feb 04, 2019 | 12:32
5 out of 5 stars
God quality, humour in good taste.
Mar 16, 2018 | 16:58
4 out of 5 stars
Bought for family member.\nVery good design and format.\nLet down by noticeable bending of card.
Jan 23, 2018 | 18:54
5 out of 5 stars
Good quality, the joke may have been heard before but the twist was apparently unique. Most time spent on a card and passed around for a laugh, makes a change from 2 second glance cards
Nov 02, 2017 | 21:12
5 out of 5 stars
Excellent for a humour card for family member, notoriously difficult to buy for.
Oct 12, 2017 | 10:45

Burglar Joke Birthday Card


Burglar Joke Birthday Card

4.8 out of 5 stars
Burglar Joke Birthday Card 4.8 5
  • Cover Message:

    A funny joke for your Birthday

    A burglar breaks into a house one night and as he is about to 

    Lift the DVD player off its shelf he hears a 

    Voice in the dark say, "Jesus is watching you!"

    Clearly scared, the burglar freezes and listens intently.

    After a few minutes he puts the voice down to his imagination and reaches for the DVD player again. 

    "Jesus is watching you!" says the voice again. 

    In shock the burglar switches on the torch and shines

    It round the room to find the source of the voice.

    The torch's beam comes to rest on a parrot in a cage. 

    "Did you say that?" asks the burglar. 

    "I did," replied the parrot, "but I'm only trying to warn you!"

    "You warn me?" "Moses," replied the parrot, "Moses!

    What kind of people call their parrot Moses?"

    "The parrot squawked, then said, "The kind of people who...

  • Inside Message:

    ...Call their Rottweiler, 'Jesus'"

    Have a great Birthday

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