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Send this funny 'Face Ache' card on their Birthday and put a smile on their face.
Featuring a cartoon of a burglar and a funny story written in white.
A funny joke for your Birthday
A burglar breaks into a house one night and as he is about to
Lift the DVD player off its shelf he hears a
Voice in the dark say, "Jesus is watching you!"
Clearly scared, the burglar freezes and listens intently.
After a few minutes he puts the voice down to his imagination and reaches for the DVD player again.
"Jesus is watching you!" says the voice again.
In shock the burglar switches on the torch and shines
It round the room to find the source of the voice.
The torch's beam comes to rest on a parrot in a cage.
"Did you say that?" asks the burglar.
"I did," replied the parrot, "but I'm only trying to warn you!"
"You warn me?" "Moses," replied the parrot, "Moses!
What kind of people call their parrot Moses?"
"The parrot squawked, then said, "The kind of people who...
...Call their Rottweiler, 'Jesus'"
Have a great Birthday